Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy
She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019
Get the Squirtmug. Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD
by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022
Get the Squirtingmug. It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025
Get the Squirtmug. "I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."
by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022
Get the Murphy squirtsmug. When a female is on her period and farts, the blood often makes a noise once the gas from the anus hits it, making it sound like a squirt.
Angie: * Period-squirts*
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
Lucy: "OMG WAS THAT SHIT!?"
Angie: "NO! I'M ON MY PERIOD!"
Lucy: "Oh! It must have been Period-squirts . My bad!
by Kazcaz September 6, 2016
Get the Period-squirtsmug. by sophia digian and carolkenzie July 23, 2021
Get the squirtedmug. Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Squirtmug.