Sludger

A person who enjoys Sludge metal, and often picks it as a first choice. Most popular sludge metal bands: The Melvins, Acid Bath, Eyehategod, Baroness, Iron Monkey, Grief, Crowbar, Meth Drinker, and Abuse.

Person A: So, what metal subgenre do you like the most?
Person B: Oh, you know I'm a sludger man. Give me those dirty, sludgy riffs. Sludge metal reigns supreme!
Person A: Didn't know you got down with the goo.
Person B: Shut the fuck up.

by roskvlls February 6, 2025

Smudge

You know...

Hym "I have a smudge on my phone that looks like a side profile of Trump... Or at least I did.... That is all... I mean, it's profound really. Like the Jesus toast except it's finger grease on a phone screen... That's the kind of stuff you don't see while you're watching this... Damn. Why is it so fucking hot in here? It's insane how hot it is. It's like a half-asian jew-lover bent over a pool table up I this bitch... Yeah, the heat is all the way down... Fuck..."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2025

Sludge Pie

A sexual technique pioneered in prisons where a man defecates without wiping his ass before being fucked and ejaculated in. This new mixture constitutes a "sludge pie."

Hide the toilet paper and get Jackie alone in the bathroom. Imma sludge pie his bitch ass.

by SlippinRimmy March 11, 2025

Sludge pussy

The state a vagina is in after it has been ate and slobbered on by someone. It more than likely needs to be wiped.

After I got done with Noel she had sludge pussy for sure.

by Bandski May 5, 2025

Spudging

A more PG yet somehow funnier synonym for cockblocking. Can also be used as a noun, for example:

"Man, Dylan's such a spudger; I was dancing with this chick all night and he just comes in while I'm about to get her number with his charm and sense of humor."

"Yeah dude, same thing happened to me last week. I was like, STOP SPUDGING ME, BRO but he'd already wedged himself between me and destiny..."

by qvackhead May 15, 2025

spudgirl

any female online who likes to spud around with her spudbuds on the spudnet

trenton: “you hear about that new spudgirl chick in town? she’s been spudding all over the damn place!!”

by brapqueen May 28, 2025

Snudger

A name given to someone who mildly offends you. The shortened version, snudge, can also be used.

She won’t answer my texts, she’s bein a snudger.

I gave the baby a bottle and he’s still crying. He’s bein a lil snudge.

by LiLi808 June 1, 2025