spongebobing

When a searies of men ejaculate on a sponge and they force it in to some one's mouth.

This girl payed some guys to cum onto a sponge and put it into her mouth she called it spongebobing.

by Shane S September 18, 2008

sponging

Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.

by Gary and Loraine August 17, 2009

Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

Sponge

A word used by males to "piss off" the female gender. This is often found around High-Schools.

Guy: haha look at this sponge (points at the female)
or
Guy: wow sponge this (says when with female)

by Weknowall(Highschool) November 5, 2010

spongemonkey

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial

'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that

by allievmarie February 13, 2004

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)

Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder, also known as RRSD, is a social disorder in which an infected person suffers from excessive oral diarrhea, confused thoughts and impulsive actions.

RRSD is highly contagious, and is transmitted through any form of communication. It affects mainly people between the ages of 10 to 30.

So far no cure has been found, but many studies are being performed to find the cure to this horribly awkward and uncomfortable disease.

The disease was discovered on May 29th, 2011, by two high school students in Portland, Oregon.

Joe: "Hi my name is Joe, what's your name, wow I like your shoes, is it getting hot in here? I think I'm wearing too many sweaters, do I look fat in this shirt, WOAH it is really hot in here!"

Doctor: "I do believe this man has Random Rambling and Spontaneity Disorder (RRSD)."

by Dr. Koolkat October 24, 2011

sponsor

a) A car (usually on highway) constantly going over the speed limit, which you can follow so, in case traffic police with radar shows up, it gets caught and fined before you, allowing you to drive fast without getting a speeding ticket.

b) Rich man who gets women only because his fat wallet not his personal characteristics (looks, personality, etc.)

a) "See that BMW, who just passed us? Speed up and follow him, he will be our sponsor."

b) "OMG, look! Cathy is together with another fat, ugly bastard. Her previous sponsor must have run out of money!"

by sagaris April 16, 2009