Spanish Meat

The act of punching someone directly in the genitals so that they are in extreme pain and fall to the ground like a little girl.

"Do that again and your gonna get a Spanish Meat, i mean it!"

by katiemoney February 26, 2010

Spanish Armada

The talented set of players brought in by Steve Archibald when Ardrieonians F.C., so-called because they were of Spanish nationality. With this group of new players added to the squad, led by Steve Archibald, it was thought that Airdrieonians might have revived their hopes of success, although few would have expected them to reach the heights of the 1920s, when Ardrieonians came second place in the Scottish League Championship, won the Scottish Cup and toured Norway and Sweden. Alas, despite the valiant efforts of many, including the loyal Joey Rowan and later Steve Archibald and his Spanish Armada, Ardrieonians finally went into administration in 2002, having become mired in debt. It is commonly acknowledged, however, that they live on in the new team, Airdrie United, formed from what was Clydebank, then renamed and moved to Airdrie and their strip also features the famous diamond design of the Ardrieonians.

It could be said that the Spanish Armada was a last-ditch effort by Airdrieonians to avoid bankruptcy. It alludes to the Spanish fleet sent to conquer England by King Phillip of Spain and the historical football term is not related to the historical military term in any tangible way.

by arealdunbarpoo December 14, 2011

Spanish olive

A romanitc love making technique, whilst a woman ever-so gently reclines on her backside; pass through her outer labia into her vaginal oraface, palm up, rotate 180 degrees, and force the finger back and through the anus pushing out the pink inner flesh out of her exit, resembling a Spanish olive.

"Linda was being a bit of a bitch in the sack, so I thought her father would appreciate knowing that his daughter was the first example of the ledgendary Spanish Olive."

by Mustache Rash January 11, 2012

spanish oral

when she eats out your ass and gives you head after

man my dick smells after jane gave me spanish oral

by yorgis August 28, 2018

Spanish Timo

Peruvian Friend

Person 1: I met a Spanish Timo last week near the bar
Person 2: No way I heard they’re really annoying
Person 1: Yeah.

by Caruso March 2, 2021

The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.

Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.

by JSBR88 April 6, 2011

Spanish Pirate

Tie up a someone from behind, be like a pirate and rape them. Have your way with them as long as you want, only stop when they let out a sign of pleasure. Or until you hit the climax.
they will be claimed as yours then if you release in them.

William~Time for a good old Fashion Spanish Pirate~

by SoundofLion January 7, 2011