Somethings

experimentation with sex positions

"We can just do somethings tonight if you cant think of anything else to do..."

by AxZess June 19, 2008

Cal State Somethin

One of the less prestigious California State Universities(i.e. Cal State : East Bay, Chico, Humbolt, and Hayward) Acceptance to these schools is guaranteed if you have a high school diploma and a pulse. These schools often make your job aplication look worse after high school.

"Aww man I can't get accepted to any colleges with my 1.9gpa"
"Don't worry man you'll get into Cal State Somethin"

by calstatestudent April 10, 2008

break you off somethin

term used my rappers, to lace someone out with expensive gifts in return for sex or romantic relations

'but first im gonna have to break her off'

by vicky May 29, 2004

something corporate

Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.

The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.

by bastardo_bill June 5, 2004

something about mary

when a man is goin to a club/party/date to avoid bonerisation,premature jizzin or antsyness he lugs one out prior to take off

man,thank god i had a something about mary before we left cuz that girls is to hawt!!

by graham grundle pony September 25, 2008

someting

not everting 4 single gal like sukanda!
lol....

Sukanda is someting!

by Sukanda October 16, 2008

Sometimes-handball

Disrespectful retort, uttered towards Soccer fans. (Must only be used after Soccer fans refuse to call their sport Soccer)

This usually leads to lesser retort derivatives used by the Soccer fan, such as: Mostly-handball (for real football), Mostly-football (for Soccer), Sometimes-football (for real football), etc...

Dude 1: Dude, you're confusing me. Stop calling that sport football. It's soccer.

Dude 2: The only time you guys use your feet is when it's fourth and 20, whereas in football (soccer), you use your feet all the time!

Dude 1: Dude, that's hypocritical! Your Sometimes-handball goalies are using their hands whenever they can. And don't get me started on throwing the ball in bounds...

Dude 2: Lesser retort derivatives here.

by huls March 29, 2009