soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

Soggy French Fry

A man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina, then after a while of waiting, and no humping, the penis will become flaccid. When he pulls out he will have a Soggy French Fry.

Jerrod: EWW! what's that smell!?!

James: Oh sorry, I pulled a soggy french fry with my gal-pal last night…

Jerrod: Dude… Don't tell me shit like that.

Jimmy: *Pukes*

by DrNick777 February 19, 2015

soggy burger

when you pee on some ones face and ears and shove your dick in their ear and nose

teabag, piss, soggy burger

by jackinback October 11, 2006

soggy cheerios

n. droopy breasts; saggy boobs.

Grandma has soggy cheerios.

by Miss Allison July 1, 2005

Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakes

useless, cant do a job properly, no good to anyone.

Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.

Phil: no i got jack to do it

Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.

by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015

Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010

Soggy Biscuit Game

A game where 5-10 straight men sit around a small table and jack off onto a biscuit. The rules are simple, the last one to cum has to eat the biscuit.

The soggy biscuit game is a game where 5 to 10 men jack off around a table onto a biscuit

by Urban Gay October 16, 2019