Snudger

A name given to someone who mildly offends you. The shortened version, snudge, can also be used.

She won’t answer my texts, she’s bein a snudger.

I gave the baby a bottle and he’s still crying. He’s bein a lil snudge.

by LiLi808 June 1, 2025

Surgeee

A Manchester United fan basically a walking comedy sketch. Someone who always shouts “THIS IS OUR SEASON” every August and is already breaking down by October, who knows every referee’s full name but still couldn’t recognise a trophy if it hit him in the face. He spends half his life refreshing transfer news for signings that never happen, calls every random teenager “the next Ronaldo,” and somehow manages to blame the Glazers for everything, including his bad WiFi. In short, Purgeee is peak delusion mixed with premium disappointment — the ultimate United experience.

Surgeee is an absolute retard and thinks mbeumo is winning the ballon dior

by Palem November 30, 2025

Snurglies

Noun: A comedic word coined by Royal Navy veteran and Youtube content creator Paul Charlton (known to many by his youtube handle as "The Mighty Jingles", based on his character in World of Warcraft) to describe adorable, yet outwardly hostile creatures of an unknown origin and/or definition in many of the video games he plays.

Singular: Snurgly

"I want to see what's on that platform, but I have to fight through all those Snurglies."

by Nep-Nep1708 January 17, 2026

Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

Snurgling

The act of using your own snot on your hand as lubricant to masturbate.

1. John couldn't come to work today. He said hes snotty so i bet he's home Snurgling.

2. Sorry i couldn't come to work yesterday. I was snotty, but at least i got a good Snurgle off.

by Snurgler January 21, 2026

crondall surgery

1. something that is bollocks, ie must be untrue. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist.
2. something that seems very untrue but is in fact true. originates from the surgery in crondall that all not from crondall were certain did not exist but later had to amit did exist.

Stovold: my mum grew an extra boob
Meaner: crondall surgery!!!
...later
Meaner: oh sorry stov i dint realise she actuall had, that shit is crondall surgery

by jonah December 22, 2004

Knutten Snuggen

Tight, or Cupped fitted crotch region of pants, shorts or undergarments. Derivative of the phrase "Nut Snug". The origin is Norwegian, and thus the "K" is silent.

That man's Knutten Snuggen really defines his manhood.

by Kari Anderson May 30, 2008