Sneaky Castro 

To perform oral sex on a woman with a Castro like beard to tikle her inner tighs and her ass(you must grow one or buy one, borrowing is not a good idea.). When the woman is reaching climax then insert a cuban cigar between the beard and into her ass("sneaky"). If you don't have a cigar handy use you finger(extra sneaky).

The last time I gave her a Sneaky Castro, I had to be hosed down.

Sneaky Castro by Urljam December 19, 2006

Sneaky Asian 

v.
1. The act which occurs when a person driving or in the passenger seat of a car looks forward obliviously to the person in the seat behind him or her. Preferably when the car is in motion, the person in the back seat, "Asian", slides an item, i.e. a foot, penis, shoe, sandal, etc., into the slit between the backrest and the bottom cushion of the driver's seat so that it reaches the unsuspecting victim's ass.

(in the backseat of a car)
Guy: Hey Carl, when we get on the highway, give Max the sneaky asian. He won't see it coming.

Carl: Haha, alright. Let's just hope he doesn't crash.

Max: What are you guys talking about back there??

Sneaky Asian by Hammerwang June 3, 2008

sneak attack 

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

sneak attack by Zark January 19, 2005

sneak attack dirty sanchez 

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

sneak attack dirty sanchez by thenek July 14, 2004

sneaky panda 

first of all i would like to point out that all these definitions are completely wrong. a sneaky panda is a mythical creature rumored to leap from bushes and ejaculate onto unsuspecting passerby's faces.
the common misconception is that a "sneaky panda" is a sexual act between two partners. when the male is pounding the female from behind, pulls out and spits on her back to make her think he just came. but then flips her over and pops in her face. this act however, is actually properly called the"philly fake-out"

"my relationship with my girlfriend hasn't been the same since she was sneaky panda-ed."

sneaky panda by savory one April 4, 2009

sneaky panda 

when you have a guy banging a chick in the ass and you replace the guy with a panda

my friend did a sneaky panda to his girlfriend

sneaky panda by alex chchifbvj February 25, 2008

Extra Sneaky Castro

A sexual endeavor in which the male participant informs the female that he will be performing a "Sneaky Castro", but instead of wasting a perfectly good Cuban cigar, inserts his finger and carries on similarly top the Sneaky Castro.

That ho's poosay is so worn she couldnt even tell if I gave her an Extra Sneaky Castro.

Extra Sneaky Castro by ClovenHoovedBeast March 11, 2009