Snappytown

Portland Oregon - coined by Bruce Lindner

I wanted to see the Mad Caddies play at the Star Theater but all the flights to Snappytown are booked.

by Cableguy1994 September 15, 2020

Scappyfuck

adjective, the worst of all possible outcomes; the baddest of the bad

"Today's plans went scappyfuck, we got in a lot of trouble"

by vanderssss September 30, 2009

Snapplegasm

1.The experience you feel whenever you read a Snapple Fact.

2.The sudden realization that the sun is 9900 degrees.

The Snapplegasm caused Berry to stare at the sun and go blind.

by Thepersonwhopostedthis February 20, 2011

snappersville

Toilet

I had to go to snappersville to relieve nature.

by Unclephil1945 September 11, 2012

SnapplePedia

Turning Snapple caps and Wikipedia quotes into infallible words of wisdom. Mostly associated with tweens/teens who gather all of their "intelligence" from unreliable sources such as the ones stated above.

I read on a Snapple cap and in an article of Wikipedia that Hitler had three testicles.-13 year old "genius"

That dude SnapplePedia

by Mr.Struts November 28, 2012

snappious

the art of cutting people off before they're done speaking cause you don't have time to listen to their garbage; overall grouchiness and impatience with anyone around you

He's so snappious today I couldn't even finish my story about my mad real night.

by laughingal October 30, 2014

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015