The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.
by DumDumDumHour November 30, 2007
Another word for facts. Used to agree with one’s statement. Comes from the fact that a bottom of a Snapple cap contains a fun fact
by Mr7evem January 23, 2022
noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009