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snockings

socks that are made of nylon that feel like stockings...it is a cross between socks and stockings
Hey, look that those girls snockings!
by nikki p July 1, 2004
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Smoking Music

Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.
cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.
by adl;fjioqwerioqwenjkzcxkjv October 16, 2008
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smoking the chap.

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.
Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.
by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010
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Shocking Off

When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.
"I tried shocking off last night, it was great!"
by Bill_Bob_123 June 22, 2008
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flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.
The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.
by Big FLATso October 16, 2017
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stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat
Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.
by xzybit April 25, 2007
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smoking

The activity in which two best friends may participate in while skipping class. This is a very attractive habit and is sure to atract many friends. Bitches can get over it if they don't appreciate the smoke.
Ariel: Hey
Kayla: Hey
Ariel: What's up with you?
Kayla: nothing. What's up with you?
Ariel: nothing.......wanna go smoke?
Kayla: ok.
Ariel: oh shit we're out of smokes
Kayla: I'll drive
Ariel: k
Kayla: I fuckin love us. always smoking.
Ariel: bahahahahahahahaha
Kayla: bahahahahahahha
Ariel: bahahahaha.

Kayla: wanna go jump off a bridge?
Ariel: ok.
by Kay Fade and Air B. June 29, 2009
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