Son of a Simp

Basically the same thing as calling someone a son of a bitch, but your also calling them a simp.

You broke my TV You Son of a Simp.

by BigFatPhonie September 2, 2020

Schrödinger's SIMP

A SIMP that will attempt to hit on a girl and play it off as a joke. This typically manifests in incels that lack the confidence to actually declare their attraction to a female. You can easily spot one of these grotesque creatures if you call them out on discord for it and they respond "bro I was joking" or "dude I was being ironic."

Girl: "Jeez, I've been in my house all day because of COVID. I really should get out more!"
Guy1: "I'd love to take you out"
Girl: *quiet*
Guy1: "HA I was being ironic"

Guy2: "Holy fuck Guy1 is a fucking Schrödinger's SIMP"
Guy1: "Bro I was just joking"

by YouGoodBro? November 17, 2020

Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.

A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.

by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021

Fionn the simp

When fionnn ever stops lilting a girl for years

Wow fionn the simp won’t stop talking to Sarah

by Gamerwolf April 22, 2021

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022

SIMP

a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her

walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.

a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .

dat simp ass succer you C n da club tryna fight ova a broad

dat dont wanna be wit him.

by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight. A collective and derogatory term for males (not men) who believe in "patriarchy" have T-shirts that say "This is what a feminist looks like", are the emotional tampon and ultimate friend-zone bench-warmer for any girl who rates over a 5 in attractiveness. These males will always come to the rescue of a physically attractive female regardless of how bad her behaviour is toward other people or him. The SSW thinks he can attract women by being "vulnerable, emotional, and kind". The SSW is the complete opposite of an Alpha male and is secretly detested by every woman.

SSW (Simp, Soy Boi, White Knight)

Damn dude, this forum is filled with SSW's who think they can get laid by defending every chick who is cheating on her boyfriend. Fucking pathetic.

by VomitComit May 20, 2020