shag

doin what momma taught you not to do. "the dirty"

Mom: smell my dirty butt hole

by tim December 24, 2003

Shragon

a dragon + a sheep = a shragon
the sound a shragon makes is "raaa"

(also known as dreep)

-Courtny

dragon
sheep
dreep
shragon
raaa

by Courtny Simpson May 21, 2007

Shag

A word for sex or a word for Fuck when you're HORNY AS HELL!

B::>A word to replace sex when its an act you DESPRATELY need but are kind of depressed you can't get no dick or (if your a guy) pussy.

AN ACT YOU WANT TO PERFORM WHEN YOU'RE HORNY, MEANING FUCK. ONLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE IF FOLLOWED BY "-ing it down" or FOLLOWING "ayo, for real,I need to - rEAL BAD" or "Ihaven't - In a LONG TIME!"

1.If i met him in a room, You best believe I'd be SHAGGIN it down for hours!

2.Ayo, for real, I haven't shagged in a long ass time.
3. I need to shag man, Ineed some dick.

by L260 (THE #1 sexy B*tch) March 19, 2004

Shag Carpet

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.

The New Year's party at Billy's had a large shag carpet in one of the rooms.

by I Want To Be You October 8, 2011

ceremonial shag sheet

the white sheet with the central hole that is used to separate the male/female torso during penetrative sexual intercourse

Aaron: "thought I jus' seen a cyclopic ghost back there"
Hymie: "Nah, it's jus' your big brother playing with his ceremonial shag sheet."

by theWestHamfan January 20, 2004

Captain Shag

1. A muff-diver

2. A fictitious super-hero character developed by my buddy, the B, for a holloween costume in 2006. The Captain Shag is most recognizable by a Love-Boat-inspired Captain's hat, a blue shag-carpeting cape laced in pink frillie-shit, a Burt-Reynolds-style shirt, and black pants with that same pink frillie-shit as leg warmers.

Captain Shag stood out from the crowd as a beacon of character was cast out from a sea of hollow wieners.

by expectmuch November 6, 2006

seraglio

An odiferous type of Andalucian cheese used in Spanish Tapas.

While I was cleaning Michaels room, I found all of the missing Seraglio under his sheets. It seems to have aged well there, and it also explains why Michael has smelled so bad lately.

by Urban Lady Godiva May 24, 2005