Teets On My Sheets

The words you use to describe your un-fondness of having boobs on your sheets.

Man, I hate having teets on my sheets every night!

by swodaemyasdnil April 21, 2011

red bed sheet

When you finger a girl on a bed and she bleed for some reason.

Pete:Hey I fingered Mia last night and she had a red bed sheet

by Keith678 January 1, 2017

sheat

verb:
to sheat;
or sheating;

this occurs when you are eating but have to take a shit at the same time. shit + eat = sheat. this generally doesn't feel very good.

"dude, i was out to dinner with my girlfriend last night and i was sheating the whole time!"

by friskypingu August 25, 2008

Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

dog sheath

The outer skin of a dogs dick

The lesbians jerked the dog sheath to suck it's cock

by vietnam12345 April 22, 2014

you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009