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shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.
Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.
by oak pwrd October 12, 2010
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shame jam

(noun) A song that you're ashamed to admit you enjoy.
Willow: wait, I didn't know you liked Gorillaz
Jove: I never tell people. It's definitely a shame jam. They've just got a weird fanbase that I don't wanna be associated with.
by jokedemon May 29, 2018
mugGet the shame jammug.

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.
My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"
by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021
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Shame patch

A patch on the body (usually on thighs or between butt cheeks) that is used to store hidden items. These items are often tapped to the shame patch.
Person 1: Quick hide this, people are coming!
Person 2: Where should i hide it?
Person 1: Put it in your shame patch, quick!
by HocksRocks May 26, 2014
mugGet the Shame patchmug.

Mute Shame

When you're on a videochat but don't feel like talking and others pressure you to turn your mic on
Hey man, don't mute shame me. I don't feel like talking right now.

Aldo, mute shaming
by schobalt April 22, 2020
mugGet the Mute Shamemug.

Waddle of Shame

The painful, embarrassing, and symbolic walk back towards your friends after you have taken a massive smash. It shows that you have just taken an ass-ripping shit that may or may not have destroyed the piping system in the victim's toilet
Jonathan was seen doing the waddle of shame back towards his posse after exiting the bathroom
by mayonaise boots March 31, 2015
mugGet the Waddle of Shamemug.

The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017
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