While leaving the office in the evening:
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.
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Jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight wank. Luckily I have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.
by JACK665 August 11, 2008
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Where people only care about is looks.
If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.
And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.
If you don't have perfect hair everyday, your skirt not up to your ass, or cake your face and just simply want to focus on your education. People won't bother to get to know you and just assume that your some boring person who spends their time doing Sudoku as a hobby.
And the people who in the 'hot category' usually look down on the people who aren't. They're the people who do the judging. Because you aren't perfect, they will think they're so much better than you and say selfish things to make them look better such as "Nobody likes you" or "Shut up, nobody cares". If you try to talk to them, they will be like "good for you" or "cools story bro". They're also really lazy asses who like to act rebel in class by bringing only an exercise book and a pen, and say smart ass comments in class and do nothing while disrupting the class. Then when the teacher tell them they need to do work, they come up to you and make you let them copy. These people also take small comments that people say about them behind their back so seriously. Like if they heard that they got called a slut/two face/bitch they would go and approach the person and cause a scene...to showoff their 'toughness' and increase their popularity.
A typical Lalor secondary college student:
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!
Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!
Student 1: Hey did you see __, he/she's so hot!
Student 2: I heard she's a bitch.
Student 1: Who cares!
Student 1: Eww, did you see ___, he/she's so freaken ugly!
Student 2: She's pretty nice though.
Student 1: Who cares!
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Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.
It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.
BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.
It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.
But other than that 10/10 school
Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.
It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.
BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.
It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.
But other than that 10/10 school
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2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
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Get the second hand stoned mug.someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you
Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.
whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company
whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company
by lifes.two.short May 16, 2006
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