Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
by LeCap March 22, 2024
by Sean Paulo November 23, 2021
my one true love, he is my one big boo and he will never be alone as long as anthony mackie is around
anthony mackie: where's sebastian?
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.
interviewer: he died
anthony mackie: .....oh...... can i have his couch? It's a nice couch.
by imsebastianstansboo October 12, 2021
Sebastian is a person who is fine, smart, colored, and is very sexually intelligent. Sebastian has a kind personality and will make everyone around him laugh and has a crazy good smile. Sebastian can’t swim but he will make it wet like water he once said “Imma make it an ocean and I’m ready to take a dive.” Sebastian is a professional raw dogger and has the strongest pull out game. If u ever come across a wild Sebastian don’t let him go cus he will treat u nice.
Someone who fucks. Sebastians tend to wheel birds like it’s nobody’s business and are known to absolutely delete blue cans.
Todd: “Dude where did all the Busch lights go?”
Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”
Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”
by BigBlair55 August 24, 2021
Sebastian is always a man with a particularly large head, and an idiot who scores own goals in soccer on his first game.
by Juan Leon 69 December 08, 2021
Silly streamer with curtains for hair. Often found meandering about in school hallway in search of an ABG. He is dum.
Sebbie-kun!!!! Nvm, that's a Sebastian
by asdfjasdfouasdh June 30, 2023