one who routinely goes to the other side to be banged in the poo hole, but who doesn't have the common courtesy to give a reach around.
by wrinkle neck September 28, 2008
Get the screaming strayer mug.A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.
Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"
by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009
Get the Screaming Houdini mug.To look around on the internet for stupid useless information; a stupid useless person full of useless information.
Joe was sclemming for Bush last night on the 'net.
Angie is a sclemming, she thinks she knows everything but doesn't know jack.
Angie is a sclemming, she thinks she knows everything but doesn't know jack.
by Kristy571 January 8, 2009
Get the Sclemming mug.A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
Get the Screaming Jesus mug.It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.
It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing
It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing
by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010
Get the Scromfing mug.The combination of a diabolical hangover and that inner-ear whining noise, that is only achieved by participation in ardent drinking in a dangerously loud club.
by SynchroDunk October 8, 2011
Get the Screaming Hangover mug.It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
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