Screw

Kid-friendly word for fuck. While not quite as badass, it gets the job done if you have to not swear. It should be noted that "screw" doesn't get the job done all the time, (e.g. "mother screwer", which makes no sense) so there are multiple euphenisms.

Screw you.
Yeah, I screwed her.
This is one hell of a mind screw.

by Joe The Autistic April 17, 2016

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers

Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw

by mouffpiece May 12, 2016

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Cartinal Screw

A screw attached to bone cartilage, usually on human ears.

Just got a cartinal screw in my knee a few days ago.

by Dooderpant June 22, 2024

screw

To depart (usually from a gathering that has not yet ended, often with negative connotations).

This party isn't doin' it for me. I think I'm just gonna screw.

by Argyle 105 October 23, 2018

Screws

Jake Prainito or the one and only DFI

Damn that’s screws Jake

by anonymous September 2, 2021

Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.

Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"

by LargerThanAverageDave May 7, 2023