Scratchy

Someone who is broke and needs money. ( kind of referring to when an addict needs a fix and scratches)

Keisha: Hey girl you wana go get lunch together
Sal: sorry girl I'm scratchy today.
Keisha: it's ok girl I'm got ya today.
Sal: thanks girl!

by Bermudagold March 30, 2015

smooth stretch

when a girl stretchs your smooth foreskin with her mouth

I love getting a smooth stretch

by alex homo August 22, 2006

bum scratch

term used to identify someone who dresses like shit to social outtings

homeboy looks like a straight up bum scratch walkin in da club with his basketball pull-away shorts on

by kanhai knights December 27, 2008

mid-day stretch

When shorts or pants put on in the morning that are tight enough to negate the need of a belt, but then midway through the day, stretch and fall off of the waist, a mid-day stretch occurs.

"My pants are falling off; I thought i didn't need a belt."
"Dude, thats just the mid-day stretch."

by Dan Neubelt May 24, 2007

scratch rash

a peson who holds up lines to purchase lottery tickets every day

The scratch rash may have found the remedy for distracting the mind from problems at hand but he is investing in despair.

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Stretched Hole Syndrome

The time after, or during, a large shit. Also used for post buttsex. Generally painful.

(guy taking a shit) "oh god this is gonna leave me with some real stretched hole syndrome!"

(girl gettin it in the butt) "Oh baby you are giving me such bad stretched hole syndrome"

by Scurvy Dan July 7, 2010

scratchet

Scratchet is a combination of the words "Ratchet" and "scratch". The word originates by means of the leading character role in the popular game franchise "Ratchet and Clank".

Ratchet is a lombax, and being the lombax he is, Ratchet has large, floppy ears. They appear to be yellow with three, brown stripes. More importantly, Ratchet's ears appear to be soft and somewhat of a giddy muse to the touch, much more than the average, furry, game character.

This being the case, it's become an interest of a unsaid number of fanboys to want and scrach Ratchet behind his ears. The idea seems to be somewhat of a childish and immature, yet hight amusing fancy.

school girl giggle"I'd just love to scratchet that Ratchet"/shcool girl giggle

by Ratchet September 9, 2006