by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
Get the saving dating for marriagemug. Exp; *Random person getting jump*
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
Get the Captain save a homug. in which each half of a couple in a troubled marriage explains the problem, and a marriage counselor explains the solutions offered in counseling and the outcome
A long-running Ladies' Home Journal column that started in 1953, called "Can This Marriage Be Saved?," features real-life couples and the
by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023
Get the Can This Marriage Be Saved?mug. Roommate 1: Man, what are you doing in there? All I hear is heavy breathing.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
Roommate 2: Go away, I'm saving the whales.
by debren27 September 17, 2016
Get the saving the whalesmug. All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"
A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."
Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."
A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."
Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"
A muffin "Correct."
Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"
A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
Get the The church can save this countrymug. 1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 18, 2009
Get the Save-A-Shutmug. The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016
Get the Saving Whalesmug.