A city about 50 miles north of San Francisco, CA (so a 2.5 hour drive on highway 101, up to 5 if it's during rush hour). A formerly nice city with lots to do, it's become a suburb of the bay area, due to a massive influx of 20somethings who make six figures. Traffic is insane, the residents are all either rich or poor and trying to convince themselves to stay, and everyone likes playing hippy to varying degrees. Wine and tech are king, and because of this 70% of Santa Rosa's economy is driven by tourists.
"Santa Rosa is the best place to used to live in"
Bob: "Hey, my 12 year old brother is looking for weed"
Fred: "Tell him to go to Santa Rosa, I'm sure he'll find someone to sell him some"
Karen: "I just love Wine Country so much, I'm so glad my husband, who is the CEO of a tech firm, bought land here! I just wish we could gas all of the homeless people who hang out around my favorite boutique thrift shops!"
Bob: "Hey, my 12 year old brother is looking for weed"
Fred: "Tell him to go to Santa Rosa, I'm sure he'll find someone to sell him some"
Karen: "I just love Wine Country so much, I'm so glad my husband, who is the CEO of a tech firm, bought land here! I just wish we could gas all of the homeless people who hang out around my favorite boutique thrift shops!"
by Mr nasty December 12, 2019
When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010
The best movie ever, a spinnoff of the Disney "Buddy movies", starring talking dogs B-Dawg, Buddha, Budderball, Puppy Paws, and Tiny. Watching this movie will make you lose your mind while crying from joy.
by puppypaws December 31, 2010
Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.
That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.
by The SC Victim April 28, 2011
by chicken head October 27, 2003
While receiving fellatio, hide two handfuls of cotton balls behind your back. Finish on the broads face, then apply the cotton balls for a Santa like beard.
by Trim Reaper December 02, 2009
after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!
guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!
by dylan dudeacle November 28, 2012