Everyone is wrong it's when a male and female are having anal sex and when the guy pulls his dick out and there is shit on it
Victor:Dude BJ last night i was having anal sex with my girl and when i pulled out there was shit on my dick
BJ:Awwwww dude she gave you a dirty sanchez
BJ:Awwwww dude she gave you a dirty sanchez
by CHS_VictorN and BradW January 7, 2011

a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
by LeTacoGrande November 28, 2009

The idea that being a pessimist automatically makes you smart. Named after the character from Rick and Morty, Rick Sanchez Syndrom is the phenomenon of people on social media who believe that being a pessimist makes them the smartest person in the room, namely on places like Reddit.
"This guy is saying the most pessimistic stuff well thinking he's super smart."
"Must be Rick Sanchez Syndrome."
"Must be Rick Sanchez Syndrome."
by Wolfpack9701 September 29, 2022

At least Don Zimmer saw Pedro coming before he hurled the old man to the ground , even Pedro wouldn't stoop to Dirty Gary Sanchezing people.
Dirty (Gary) Sanchez -The cowardly act of sucker punching someone who is restrained and on the ground.
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by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

A Gary Sanchez, is a punishment given to a fat girlfriend. while wearing a cowboy hat and clear stilletos and watching your favorite episode of GEORGE LOPEZ, insist you have sex in the family room. Straddle her and begin to tear her nose up with your man parts then right as your about to let loose, move ur l'l man to her ear and bust a nut right into her ear drum
Big jeff: yeah, me and beatrice were watching George Lopez last night
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!
angry whopper
Tiny:the one wear jason shoots roids?
Big Jeff:ya, its my favorite, and she had forgot to buy me some oreo doublestuffs today at kroger....so i gave her the old Gary Sanchez
Tiny:What. A. BADASS!
angry whopper
by Big Balla 21666 July 14, 2009
