Troglodyte Salad 

A build up of miscellaneous dingleberries, typically found around the anus.

After days of improper hygiene, John had Troglodyte Salad stuck in his ass hairs.

Troglodyte Salad by One Two February 6, 2008

Warm salad

The act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. AKA: The last BJ.

Me: I gave Trish a warm salad before I ditched her.

Mom: You've grown into such a sweet young man.

Warm salad by Skank13 October 12, 2016

Germinate the Salad 

Germinate the Salad = Cum in da Butt

When I told him to germinate the salad, he knew to bust a nut in my b-hole.

My girlfriend wasn't into tossing, so I suggested germinating her salad.

Germinate the Salad by Alimew November 26, 2022

Mop Salad 

If your refer to a woman as "mop salad," that means she will perform fellatio on you with out issue, or coercion. Mop Salad can also be called "top of the morning." Its easy to to get her to give you head. -The term was coined by one of Joe Buddens' friends on BlogTV.

Yo look at that bitch there... she got some big lips... That bitch mop salad...

That chick got on juicy booty sorts.... thats definitely mop salad.

Mop Salad by JoeBuddenTV August 4, 2009

pubie salad

To lick a girls vagina who has not shaven her pubic hair.

I went to bang this chick last night but i ended up eating a pubie salad instead.

pubie salad by Davidd Nielsen April 4, 2008

Stuffed Cucumber Salad 

A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.

Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.

Stuffed Cucumber Salad by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015

Red Salad 

To eat out a menstruating vagina, causing a red stain around the mouth.

After drinking the red Kool-Aid, he looked like he had eaten a red salad.

Red Salad by pazzoli September 18, 2010