Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

Mexican Rock Swap

When you and a partner put pop rocks on your tongue and make out swapping the rocks back and forth

Me and becky did the Mexican Rock Swap.It tingled so good.

by CrackerJack17 January 25, 2011

swap-meet motherfucker

As far as I can gather, the term is used to identify a simple individual who is rather shoddily dressed and all-around illegit.

"Look at this swap-meet motherfucker!"

by Big Willie Will February 16, 2007

Body Swap

To put the hair in the purses frame, after a long ride on an icecream truck.

July comes this year said the number one body swap per. "Sourly, sad" said the number one stumbler. So they bitch fuck sucker punch lawsusinated Satan's Shiraley self to get it back.

Henry Thorau's Tupee equals a Marc Jacobs advertizment. (One person of intrest.) Body swap Helena Bonam Carter for me and I sold both of their souls in one if my 12 red notebooks.

Otto Rank's look a like said that black people are finally welcome " cause this songs cool, talking bout "Sail"

Jonny Weir looks like he is body swap 101 for people who sound like thier from America. EXAMPLE: That gay male prositiute Amelorated into the onle Whore tried tired tirerd poker face woman of Mepotopolies-
Signed,
Beealzabub

by Hitler'sbunny September 30, 2011

Candi Swap

1. When one person gives candy to another in the hall way, via "slapping up", then says Candi Swap.

Amanda: Hey Gina! Candi Swap *Gives candy to Gina, via slapping hands together*.
Gina: Thanks Mandy!

by Angent 9 January 4, 2009

Swap Electrons

Swap bodily fluids

Kelly wants to wap electron with as many people as possible.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

SWAP

Saturday Work Alternative Program

"Voluntary" Saturday detention that the school forces you to do (like cleaning desks, windows, chairs, computers, trash, etc.) as punishment instead of giving out suspensions. Its really not voluntary, but they say it is so they can get around child labor laws. Its usually about 4 hours long and starts at annoying times like 7 or 8 in the morning.

Zach: "Shit, I forgot to do community service hours for colleges"

Dan: "Didn't you have SWAP on Saturday? I thought that was voluntary?"

Zach: "True bro! I'm gonna put those hours down on my form to piss the school off even more!"

by ZachLP March 20, 2011