Seattle

West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including...
1. Some of the worst traffic in the country.
2. Out of control real estate prices.
3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core.
4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be.
5. Very high unemployment.

by seattleboy August 27, 2003

Scatt Cot

Scatt Cot, Latin for Scattis Cottis.

Usually used when face by one who is largely obese. Usually has lots of sag when spotted by others.

Most defined feature of a Scatt Cot is its saggy man-tits.

The Scatt Cot was spotted accross the river by its protuding saggy man-tits.

by RandomNESSSSSSSSS January 12, 2009

Scattish

A word used to describe anyone of Scottish descent who is known for having a fetish for excrement.

I heard from a reliable source that Jock over there is completely Scattish.

by AmericasChickens February 23, 2011

Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

Scatter

The sound you hear before you die by the hands of a Hanzo player.

Hanzo scatter arrow, players worst nightmare.

by ExiledChaos January 6, 2017

Seattle washout

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.

"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."

by PFabian December 20, 2008