Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007
Get the Stanley Steamer mug.When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
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When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.
In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.
by IveBnStmed November 2, 2008
Get the Dutch Steamer mug.a Dutch Steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin' up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. Then letting her enjoy the smell of your anus/rectum for at least 30 seconds.
"Dude Drake really pulled a Dutch Steamer on Betty last night! She told me it was the best she's ever had!"
by Dr. Ake. December 9, 2009
Get the Dutch Steamer mug.When a male releases his bowels upon the chest of another male that must be over 300 pounds and then proceeds to make love to their chest.
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Get the Garrity Steamer mug.A sailor who works hard all day, then hits the beach and drinks until 2am. He then gets up at six am, and does it all over again.
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