shart

When you fart, but accidently deficate at the same time.

I just sharted in my pants!

by Jester Chester May 14, 2008

shart bubble

A delightful variation of the shart when an especially thick batch of loose stool is inflated by an expelled fart to form a bubble outside of the anus.

I blew a 3 inch shart bubble before is popped and splattered all over Steve's face.

by Monkey Sharts March 21, 2008

starter homo

A gay man's first boyfriend. Destined for failure, this relationship is wsually with a flaky, younger gay boy exhibiting all the behavioural cliches of a homosexual.

We knew that Brian's first relationship wouldn't last because his date was a real starter homo.

by j krash November 3, 2006

shart

when you fart and some shit comes out

Oh no...I just sharted in my pants!!

by weeeee!! March 14, 2004

shart

where you fart and shit at the same time

i sharted

by cnut March 3, 2004

shart

A wet fart. When you fart and it is like a type of wet shit that comes out and drips down your leg.

OMFG mike sharted on his sisters pillow. damn this sucked, i was with my gf when i sharted and it smelled likedog shit.

by St. Brigid School February 25, 2005

shirt shart

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009