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Standing Deuce-ation

when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK April 2, 2011
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Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM
"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"
by Final Dick June 13, 2018
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The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 22, 2020
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Pink Dildo Stand

what pip uses to play his prerecorded hydrate.
by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022
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one nigth stand

Tilfeldig sex
by Hjallis May 26, 2017
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The world is the ultimate stand

"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.
Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!
by Hmmithink123 May 13, 2021
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