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Facebook Stalker

A person that will deactivate and activate their profile to suit their need to look at your profile... This makes it impossible for you to delete them from your friends list unless you catch them in the act... This person is a miserable excuse for a human being and has nothing else to do that to see what's going on in your life
Facebook stalker: So, I'm going to work at McDonald's for the rest of my life am I???

Normal Person: What??? How did you see that???

Facebook stalker: I reactivated my profile to see if you were talking about me! But don't try to delete me, cuz I deactivated it again.
by klqhizvnlabAPO{fal January 30, 2010
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stalking

Photographing people or people's houses without them knowing, then posting the photos on Facebook and tagging them as that friend.

More specifically, one can stalk while in a public setting, like in school or amongst friends, typically by pretending to text on a cameraphone, but actually taking a close-up and often unflattering photo of the person. This is best done with the camera feature on a Blackberry device.

Stalking can also be the practice of driving around (in cases of severe boredom) to various friends houses, awkwardly taking a picture of their house, then posting and tagging the photo on Facebook. This is an effective way of creeping out your friends, killing time, and wasting gas. Nonetheless, it is awesome, and credit should be given to the creator of stalking: Devina Parmar.
1. Devina was really bored in IBBM, so she decided to take out her Blackberry and stalked everyone around her.

2. Whenever I'm with Devina, we always wind up hopping in my car and stalking everyones houses.
by stalkyoface June 17, 2009
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Stalkward

A word describing someone who awkwardly knows information about people they haven't met or don't know personally; someone who stalks people they "know of" and declares this information awkwardly to them.
Person 1: Hey, you know my cousin's wife's best friend's nephew's neighbor don't you?
Person 2: ...how do you know that?
Person 1: I saw you on facebook
Person 2: Wow you're so stalkward.
by bomchicabowwow September 7, 2010
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stalker

Someone who follows another person around, becoming obsessed with that person, eg collecting hair, taking photos, observing them with binoculars etc.
Jack's such a stalker
Stalkee:"Jack what are you doing?"
Jack:(emits squeaking noise and moves further away to continue stalking)
by JASANTIA April 15, 2006
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no-stalker

A claim to not be stalker-ish when divulging the fact that you know way too much information about the person you are interested in or the person you are dating.
"I see you changed your song on your MySpace profile a few minutes ago. No-stalker."
by Danielle Benford May 18, 2008
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tweet stalking

The act of following another twitter user, via twitter, in person. The process involves all stalking actions taken to be posted on twitter. The stalker also follows feedback from the twitter community in deciding their own next actions. Tweet Stalkers and those involved will @reply all tweets to the stalked's twitter name.
I am tweet stalking this cute girl while she is at work. Log on and help me out.
by RyanHuebner April 2, 2009
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Eye Stalking

The act of stalking with ones eyes.
Person 1 - Are you still eye stalking that waiter?

Person 2 - Yep.
by Twin19 February 15, 2010
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