It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
by Josh1981 February 9, 2008
Get the staining the tablemug. 1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy
Hand's off my car Monkey Stain
by John Howard August 14, 2003
Get the monkey stainmug. When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.
by charming sorrow January 17, 2009
Get the coffee stainmug. by MWBishop June 29, 2010
Get the Backsplash Stainmug. The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.
by iminpampers May 20, 2011
Get the Diaper Stainmug. by Piro1493 January 11, 2010
Get the quief stainmug. noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.
Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.
Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.
Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"
Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"
Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"
*~*
Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-
New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"
Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."
-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-
Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"
Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"
*~*
Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-
New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"
Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."
-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-
by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011
Get the Hoochie Stainmug.