staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

monkey stain

1. The left overs from private moneky joy
2. A person according the same status as the left overs of private moneky joy

Hand's off my car Monkey Stain

by John Howard August 14, 2003

coffee stain

When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.

I spread Stephanie's pussy and found her lips looked like a coffee stain.

by charming sorrow January 17, 2009

Backsplash Stain

Spotting and discoloration of a toiletseat's underside resulting from backsplash.

The backsplash stains were almost impossible to remove after yesterday's severe case of diarrhea.

by MWBishop June 29, 2010

Diaper Stain

The wet marks that appear on lighter colored clothes when the diaper they are wearing leaks but the marks appear in such a way that they could only have come from a leaky diaper rather than the person peeing their pants.

Hey look over there, Mike's got a major diaper stain

by iminpampers May 20, 2011

quief stain

the stain left after a girl quiefs around people

kristina just quiefed....o crap now i got to get rid of the quief stain; Moe ali

by Piro1493 January 11, 2010

Hoochie Stain

noun: The stain not uncommonly found at the bottom of women's underwear, which could result from Monistat, Vagisil or any other creamy feminine hygiene product that can be taken and result in leaving a yellowish-white stain on the bottom support of the panty. Often does not wash out.

Can also be used as a slanderous insult to imply that said women has loose sexual morals, especially if the user does their laundry.

Girl 1: "OMG, Brianna just got a car and an iPad for her 16th birthday! I am *so* jealous!"

Girl 2: "Um... yah, but she's nasty. When I spent the night, her mother put her on blast by saying that she couldn't wash the hoochie stains out of her underwear!"

Girl 1: "Ugck! Gross-!"

*~*

Ex-BF of Girl: "Hey. Now that her and I aren't together, you can have this-" -Throw Panties-

New BF of Girl: "Dude! Good looking out! Thank you-"

Ex-BF of Girl: "Don't thank me, she left a little present in there for ya."

-New BF is stunned to find a Hoochie stain in underwear-

by A_Funny_Definition_Actually October 23, 2011