Squirt tribute

When a girl is stalking her step sister or other women photos on the internet and masturbate to it.

A masturbation session where u reach

Orgasm to a woman you would like to have hot oral sex and Tribadism with, or have a crush on.
The act of squirting or peeing on a picture during masturbation.

Jessica:" I lend you my phone and when I come back for it, it smells like pee"
Jennifer:"I'm sorry!, I saw your pictures and I couldn't control myself and masturbated to it", "I imagine us tasting each other's clit and scissoring"
Jessica:" we may not be related by blood but I am still your sister, you cannot be doing stuff like this "

"Squirt tribute" is the act of a women masturbating to pictures of her step sister or other women
by Incest Blunder December 7, 2020
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no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september
girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september
by idk thb November 1, 2021
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Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.
I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!
by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025
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ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"
by Eveklue April 6, 2022
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Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
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Choccy Squirts

The term given to a release of faeces that take on a particularly liquid-like texture, as well as the colour of melted cadbury's dairy milk caramel.
Unfortunately, the taste isn't quite the same
Guy 1: what's wrong with Alfonso? Has he got the shits?
Guy 2: much worse. He has the choccy squirts.
by DefinitionDoctor January 26, 2014
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Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
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