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SquareDweller 

A dirty humanoid like animal that wreaks of cigarette smoke and week old armpit sweat that lives on a small town square and stares at vehicles that pass by it's dwelling. Usually they are seen with a stained wife-beater, no bra, bare stained feet, and a child on their hip dressed in only an overflowing shit diaper. They usually "chest-up" to passing cars they don't recognize and say the words "what bitth" (lisp) when looked at. AKA- CurbCritters, Scurve, Sped, and Dirtheads.
Jeff- Man I hate going though this town; every time I do the SquareDwellers throw their babies and poop at my car!
SquareDweller by EddieWolf April 9, 2016
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Square wiener 

Only at 7-11 for Jim Jarroz because he has a square anus
Brent-Jim Can I have a square wiener
jim- no do you have a square butthole buddy

Squarshing 

When you lean back in a rolly chair and squarsh your body together.
"I'm sorry, can't talk, I'm squarshing."
Squarshing by soup slipper February 28, 2018

Square Brackets 

The thing that links words within the square brackets

square root of -1

Something to compare a lie to because the square root of -1 doesn't exist.
You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"

Square Knot 

a type of knot tied by a square
“Can you tie a square knot?” - Daniel

“No, what’s that?” - Nicholas

“It’s the type of knot you’d tie you fucking square” - Daniel
Square Knot by Alex_sucks_ttt_dick October 30, 2021

Squarehead 

A person with a head so square it was managed to have not two nor three but four right angles on their face. Examples of these people are WillNE and Stephen Lam
"Did you see Stephen and his squarehead today?"
"Yes, he was at my house because my younger brother was using Stephen's squarehead to learn about quadrilaterals"
Squarehead by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021