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Spear

Spear is the type of guy who will always be there for you. He won’t let some dumb bitches ruin his day. He’s thoughtful and caring but honestly couldn’t give a fuck about your problems but he’ll pretend to. He never fucks around with a girls feelings but he’s horny 24/7. Spear won’t hesitate to do the dumbest shit just to make his friends laugh. This guy will forever love and care for you as long as you show the same affection towards him. This man gets so high he’s on another planet some times! Spear is the hype at a party and will always light up the room as soon as he walks into it! If you find yourself a Spear don’t let him go. Cherish that shit!
Imma go chill with Spear!
by Speargarden April 12, 2020
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spear holders

Spear holders
Look at those spear holders robbing the store
by Wbw November 15, 2020
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the Spear

special strain of std found only in Tallahassee because FSU
Guy: oh shit dude I got the Spear from that sorority chick last night
by L0k1_ May 10, 2020
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Broccoli Spears

Spears of broccoli, or a mutant clone of Brittany Spears with broccoli as its head.
"Hey I brought home broccolie spears for dinner"

Or

"Broccoli Spears? huaEEahEEAAaaehAEHhAE!"
by MisterGoose September 12, 2020
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Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020
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Britney spears

If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
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Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event
"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"
by Petomarzo November 6, 2020
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