A woman who can easily beat men in combat sports, or a woman who easily embarrasses men in contact sports.
1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
Get the Spear Wifemug. A regal and highly favored surname. Most with this name are exceptional and have very high standards
by kevroyh December 15, 2022
Get the Spearsmug. If you were Kevin Federline, would you really want the kind of fame or celebrity that comes from being with Britney Spears? That's like being one of the in crowd if the in crowd is the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, or New Kids on the Block. Why not get a Mickey Mouse tattoo so nobody will mess with you, to represent your membership in the Mickey Mouse Club.
The guy joined a gang called the looney tunes that smashed people's heads with anvils or pianos if they didnt have their money, and he did it all to impress Britney Spears, because if she thought he was nobody without her, it was a fact because what she thought was that much more important than what anyone else thought about anything.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
Get the Britney spearsmug. Princess of Pop. She's the most famous female singer in the history of humanity. Britney's live vocals can save the world. You can define perfection as Britney Spears. She's fondly called Godney, fada and Princess of Pop by her fans. God sent Britney to Earth and that explain the expression "God in Heaven and Britney on Earth". True owner of Starbucks and Cheetos. Go to the light and see Jesus. It's Britney, bitch!
by ElyvalSpears August 29, 2017
Get the Britney Spearsmug. Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
by Bustya Lipbitch April 24, 2008
Get the Spears-shearmug. by Grafton Reed March 30, 2022
Get the Spear Chuckermug. When a deal is made to someone that seems beneficial but ruins the signer with a series of bullshit fine prints smacked in their face later on down the road.
Emile got the shit end of the spear-hook after it turns out that in order to get his health benefits he had to sacrifice his dog.
by Real Human Bean September 10, 2016
Get the spear-hookmug.