Spaghetti Take-Out

The action of eating a woman out while she is on her period. Blood may get into her public hair, and thus look like spaghetti.
See also Bad Idea

Woman 1: Wow, you're hot, I wanna give you a Slur-Pee
Woman 2: No, not today, I'm more red than 1963 Russia.
Woman 1: Well, in that case, how about some Spaghetti Take-Out?
Woman 2: Hmm...
(1 hour and 1 messy face later)
Woman 2: My stomach hurts, I'm hungry, I want chocolate, I want to go shopping, you don't love me anymore, etc.

by Kirby Riot (Big Jillie) November 24, 2004

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

spaghetti sauce chubrock

1: The fusion of a spaghetti sauce dildo attached to the center portions of the Fazoli's tomato mascot.
2: (A crude version)Take a regular chubrock and toss some spaghetti sauce on the flesh colored dildo...bam!, you got yourself a spaghetti sauce chubrock.

"This chubrock could only be topped with a warm serving of spaghetti sauce. Luckily we are here at Fazoli's and have plenty to spare."

by andyfellovernet June 8, 2003

East Texas Spaghetti

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.

I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

by KillRacism May 1, 2019

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.

Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

by OGhypebeast69 March 12, 2017

Spaghetti Bowl

A crazy highway road that consists of many loops and forks from exit ramps.

There's so much traffic by the spaghetti bowl on route 9.

by Cts1209 April 24, 2017