snuffle uffa guss

a ginormous fat furry freakin' animal that may eat you in your sleep. RAWRZ! so yeah dont have a hershey squirt in other words dont crap your pants

Dude a freakin' snuffle uffa guss tried to eat me last night!

by LNR137 October 18, 2009

snufflepig

a person that eats for the fucking sake of it because it’s there

We all know a fucking snufflepig you know those that sit next to buffet table at a party and doesn’t move.

A person who will eat everything just to stop someone else getting it or so they don’t have to share

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017

short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

by brockesen January 5, 2011

Shit Sniffer

One who seems to enjoy the smell of flatulence. Always the one smiling and staying too long in the affected area.

Look at that guy. Everybody bailed from that sulfer bomb but him. What a shit sniffer!!!

by Find Different Meanings September 20, 2019

ball sniffer

Someone who responds to an ad for something (usually a car) on a website (usually on Craigslist), and takes up your time checking it out, claims that they will buy it, only to disappear.

Nick: Did you sell that car yet?
Brian: No, that guy that came by was a total ball sniffer...he never called back...which sucks because I told another guy it was sold already.
Nick: What a total handjob! Let's kick his ass if we ever see him again!

by Dave in da Burgh May 19, 2008

wang sniffer

a jackass

that dude is a wang sniffer

by Nick (logicaldiginick on AIM) February 27, 2003

Shiffle

To "shuffle/cough etc nervously" or to "look shifty" etc so as to deliberately and humourously imply some semblence of guilt/culpability. Mostly used in chatrooms where the action of "shiffling" can't be physically seen.

Chatroomname1: It's not like you fancy the guy or anything!
Chatroomname2: *shiffles*
Chatroomname1: I knew it!

by random_raven July 29, 2009