Seal Clubbing

A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.

by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009

Smaldone

someone with a small gaping vagina

hey, man i had sex last night and that girl had a smaldone

by tyler forsey April 11, 2008

seal emoji

u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'

person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger

person 2: 'seal emoji'

by seal emoji girl November 24, 2021

The Navy Seal

You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.

I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.

by ToMMyGuNNz April 1, 2009

angry seal

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

by torgasmo March 31, 2009

break the seal

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

by The Big IP February 1, 2006

lock out a SEAL team

A euphemism for male masturbation. Comes from the way that U.S. Navy Seals swim out of nuclear submarines and onto enemy shores.

Man, Kate Beckinsale is so hot that every time I see her I want to lock out a SEAL team.

by CycleGeek April 2, 2008