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shuffleboarding

Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.

Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.

Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.

Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.
Hello Timmy, this is Amanda, she's the woman that we will be shuffleboarding tonight.
by Awayman September 10, 2006
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shuffle

To visit multiple bars in a given area in one night. Similar to a pub crawl.
Athens, Ohio is well known for having people go on shuffles because of the number of bars in the area.
by dolph ginter August 5, 2009
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To place ones balls in a lovers rectum, while having intercourse.
Dude, that chick was so drunk last night, she let me give her a Wisconsin Knuckle Shuffle.
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The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.
Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011
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