slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012

slippery deuce

A very wet and wild type of shit.

Wow, that draft beer sure results in a slippery deuce.

by Coley Blue Eyes August 13, 2003

Slippery Salute

The highest quality fingering out there

I gave that schmoe a slippery salute

by Drewskizzy December 7, 2006

Slippery Basin

It is when the man and/or women licks the other woman's cleavage.

Dude don't forget to give her a Slippery Basin!

by Theyuhas January 11, 2009

Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010

Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.

PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."

by sinistar462 September 30, 2011