(add) salt and pepper

To embelish a story. To exagerate.

Jiminy said he banged nine chicks in Vegas but I think he added some salt and pepper.

by PicusPooLoo September 4, 2005

salt mines

Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."

Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.

by FreetosLay August 23, 2011

salt lake stacker

When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.

John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!

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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!

by Alex_2022 December 14, 2008

Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

by Joey123098 November 1, 2008

Salt and Pepper Lick

A black and white lesbian couple.

Check out that hot salt and pepper lick over there!

by knumbskull March 4, 2011

Salt squad

A group of people who are salty at the same time

The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.

by Sylas Nite March 4, 2016

Salted

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.

Shit man, I can't believe Sara is drinking! She's getting completely salted tonight!

by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010