emotional Samsonite

An extremely large unit of emotional baggage

Vince: Hey Seth are you still seeing Monica?

Seth: No way man, I never called her, she's got baggage

Vince: Dude, everyone's got baggage, get over it

Seth: No I'm serious man, she's got an emotional Samsonite... in fact she's got the whole matching luggage set

by Urban Englander June 12, 2009

The Simpsonian Institution

A bright yellow, spiky-roofed museum on the Mall in Washington, celebrating the Lisa Simpson Presidency. As pre-cognitively laid out in the March 19, 2000 episode, 'Bart to the Future', Lisa has been elected and has moved into the Oval Office to clean up the mess left by President Trump.

On her lunch break, Jane would wander over to the Simpsonian Institution, dreaming of a country under President Lisa, with clean air and water, kindness to all people and animals, the return of ethics and honesty to government, and Mr. Burns in prison.

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

lisa simpson

Adj.Smart Ass or nerd.

Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON

by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006

the simpsons movie

The simpsons movie is one of the best movies of all time. All scenes are incredibly funny, except for the one Green Day appears in, where they get killed. That is the worst scene in the entire movie.

Green Day fan 1: Hey guys, did you see Green Day's cameo in the Simpsons movie?

Green Day fan 2: Yeah, totally.

Green Day fan 1: Talk about cheek! They had no right to kill them off like that!

by Tre's wife! lol ;-) November 5, 2007

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007

Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore

jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.

by kritters January 6, 2008

Domer Simpson

Headshot with a sniper rifle on Halo 3. When you look the other team in their grill and put a bullet in between their teeth.

Dude I just got a domer simpson on that noob.

by JT Barnes March 16, 2009