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Grant Roach

A little small pp'd 9 year old that got piss in his cherrios this morning.
by not chris's dad October 26, 2022
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Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.
Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."
by Dem Applez October 27, 2022
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Roaching

I was totally roaching when my teacher wouldn't let me leave early.
by Susan Greene November 21, 2022
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roach

when the blunt is the size of the width of your fingernail
aye bruh this roach about done this shit burning my fingers
by kingsach November 22, 2022
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annoying roach

me in wot blitz:*sees a e 25*
annoying roach:*sees me as a kv-2 or smasher*
me:time to get rekt e 25
annoying roach: *goes behind me*
me:*turns turret around*
annoying roach: moves away from my turret
me:*traverses hull and turret*
annoying roach:*shots my tracks*
me: oh-*dies*
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.
Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis
by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022
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Rodeo roach

A female who rolls around a rodeo swarming to their prey (aka a old man wit money) and sticks around them until they stop getting what they want.
That rodeo roach just took my husband!
by Wackurh0e4vbucks October 12, 2022
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