Richards Law

Anything can happen good, will get better!

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!

by MiniMarley December 18, 2018

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.

by Mesimu August 24, 2018

Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.

by Tasty Steve January 27, 2019

sir richard

most annoying person in the fucking world

sir richard is soo annoying, retarded, stupid, and a huge asshole and dickhead.

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

Richard Smith

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.

God! That teacher's such a Richard Smith!

by cseeker February 27, 2019

Richard Horst

Basically a douche bag who likes it in the ass.

“Dang I just Richard Horst that man last night!

by Dockson Emilie April 30, 2019

Richard Song

Richard Songs are that one hyper yet harmless weird kid. Since the development in his brain is slower, he can only communicate through a small pool of phrases. These phrases may include: I mean good, you?, and etc. However, none of these phrase actually originate from him. Richards simply mimic others. This causes other humans to view him as somewhat annoying.

"Are you talking about Richard Song? I hear he wants to beat up Alex!"

"Don't worry!" He's completely harmless."

by THEsoldier76 May 9, 2019