cold reader

he who predorms <word>cold reading</word>

John Edwards is a very good cold reader.

by I know! February 8, 2004

Non-Reader

A term used to describe someone who, enjoys a series of movies based on books. Such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Twilight. However, they have never actually read any of the books.

Sarah: Hey did you like the last harry potter movie?
Cecelia: Yeah, it was awesome!
Sarah: Yeah, but I kind of liked the book more.
Cecelia: Oh, I've never read that.
Sarah: You've never read the book? What a Non-Reader..

by Clawdea December 3, 2011

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013

Card Reader

noun
Larger than a coin slot, when 3 to 5 inches of a woman's ass crack is visible above the top of her jeans.

Check out that card reader, she really needs to pull her pants up.

by CaptainKen September 16, 2014

Deshvar read

The art of one reading a text without remember or understand what has just been read.

Guy1: dude, did you study the text we got as homework?
Guy2: yes!
Guy1: then tell me, what was it about?
Guy2: Pfff, I don´t know.
Guy1: Then you´ve Deshvar read it.

by Nope... April 23, 2017

maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch

Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend

by Unknown friend March 4, 2019

Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.

That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)

by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019