relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007

perfect relationship

1.the best relationship someone would ever be in and hopefully the only one.

2.living life to its fullest and having many perfect moments.

3.being with the one you completely admire and adore...willing to do anything for that person

wow...have you seen sye and kaylee,they are like in the perfect relationship!

by Sye White July 5, 2008

Middle School Relationships

One kid 11-14, likes someone and that person likes that person back. Start "dating" for 10 minutes and breakup, get back together, breakup and so on

Girl: OMG Kyle and I are dating!

Girl2:Oh lord
4 days later...
Girl:WE BROKE UP!!!!!
Girl2:Wow I'm surprised you guys made it 12 hours! Stupid Middle school relationships

by Football Kid 36 August 14, 2015

relative humidity

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.

Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.

by maggotvommit April 17, 2004

general relativity

The theory states that the quality of the definition given is inversely proportional to the length of the definition.

Thus, the longer the definition, the crapper it is.

Through the theory of general relativity, we can deduce that the top definition is not worth reading.

by bastardo_bill June 8, 2004

relationcanoe

A relation that starts off fun, ends up taking a bunch of work and doesn't get that far.

I thought she was the love of my life, but it ended up being just another relationcanoe.

by Jason Whiteaker February 2, 2007

relative humidity

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex

Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!

by RD Machine January 11, 2007