President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

President's holiday

n. a day off from school that was not originally scheduled but was later "declared" by an official of said school. This type of holiday is undertaken solely for demonstrating the school's capability to do such a thing, always heralded by immense approval by both students and faculty. Similar to a Frank-Day, but for everybody.

We were going to have school this Friday, but because our football team is going to states, Dr. Michaels declared it a President's holiday!

by ZZZtofjd November 10, 2010

Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.

Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!

by The_Russiann January 12, 2016

bridesided

A term used to describe the phenomenon in which an ordinary woman, innocently enjoying her life, is left stunned and utterly dumbfounded when asked to be a bridesmaid by a casual acquaintance - someone she knows vaguely through work or school but rarely makes time for outside of these circumstances and if she is forced to interact outside of these settings with said acquaintance, she ensures that she brings an actual friend along, to mitigate any awkwardness.
Victims of bridesiding often engage in self-blame, asking themselves “what did I do to lead her on like this…could I have been too friendly…perhaps too eager when greeting her casually?” But one is always powerless against bridesiding.

e.g. “So get this, Sarah is getting married and asked me to be her bridesmaid – me! We text like once every three months and always make half-assed plans to get coffee that never pan out. I was totally bridesided!”

by liddy bae May 4, 2016

President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

by Glide08 January 1, 2017

Presidential flame-out

The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.

- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.

- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.

by Toblucz February 7, 2017