Premadonna

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.

Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!

by SandNig01 March 10, 2016

pregmant

When a man is impregnated by another man. Usually unintentional.

Person A: Yo, can I borrow some of your lotion, my normally soft supple skin is unusually dry due to the changing season.

Person B: Uhhh....not unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh.

by the teej April 28, 2009

Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early

"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"

by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009

Prem

to be so terrible at everything that you do that you are often disowned after being called this name. Also another synonym for racist.

God, Hunter is such a prem. Let's go jump him later on his way home.

by 148833829 April 17, 2019

premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima October 30, 2008

Prem

A mayonnaise ass raped boy that looks like dumbo but with an x-large Kangol hat

Shit...here come the prem-a-jiggalo doing his right thurrrrr with his furrrrred up male homiez-YEAHHHH?????

by Amar C November 13, 2003

premature grabulation

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option

Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

by broski mcbroerton October 23, 2009