The present

You're always in the present.

Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him

did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !

by jiagg April 3, 2023

Klevis Prebeza

The fairytale known as ''Klevis Prebreza'' is feared by nations. It was said that his presence could exterminate entire villages, and his body was invincible to any weapon forged by man. He can seem autistic at first but if you're close enough with him , you'll know his menace and unstoppable attitude. He is also feared from his overwhelming manipulation, to the point that he convinced Enver Hoxha to be the person he was. He isn't naive but he wont stop executing his enemies and doing what's right for humanity.

'' Klevis Prebeza ? Yes, He was the one who told Vienna Academy of Fine Arts to reject Adolf Hitler''

by samusaram April 6, 2023

The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present

In the present I am writing this definition right now.

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Real Presence

As good as the real thing

The real presence, or…? It’s all the same to me, love.

by Friar Re October 18, 2023

signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.

That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024