ponter

A person (usually female) who will have cheated on their current partner

Wow, that girl man such a ponter!

by Realistslang July 10, 2017

Porter

a guy that smokes a lot of weed and drinks a lot of mtn dew. he is always wearing something on his head. it's usually either a snap back or a beanie. he's sweet and has a crude sense of humor. he's also an emo kid at heart, and his room is filled with "scary" emo bands. he is the emo version of a Kyle.

"hey is that an emo?"
"no, that's a Kyle."
"actually, thats a Porter."

by totallynotcailey September 19, 2019

pooter

dog vulva, specifically a saggy pit bull pussy.

That dog was licking my dog Wednesday's puppy pooter.

by TAMIKA February 4, 2014

Loogie Pooter

A mucas infested pussy, or a loogie filled vagina.

When a guy coughs up a loogie into a woman's vagina while eating her out, her pussy then becomes a mucas infested vagina - also known as a loogie pooter. It's disgusting.

by Matt Shaffer September 15, 2008

pooter

an endearing but slang word for anus.

If she's bleeding in the cooter, just flip her over and aim for the pooter.

by vveerrgg August 30, 2004

Peener Pooter

Peener Pooter is were you stick a cup in a girls vagina then pee in the cup then fart in the cup and make make her smell it while your giving her anal

Guy 1: dude last night my girlfriend was like"wanna do the peener pooter" and i was like YEAH!

Guy 2: ugh....

by Johnathan Heverbeck December 28, 2009

kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005