After many years of poorly wiping I bent over and noticed a darker ring around my anus, I have perma poop!
by Damian Wall September 5, 2019
Get the Perma Poopmug. When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
by Aloe Vivid Rue October 22, 2015
Get the Poop Teamug. complete dissociation from social norms, can't party with the big boys, loses bowel control with over excitement.
desecrates on hostesses bathmat out of confusion caused by alchohol/drug combination. poop-on-bathmat
by the hostess needs new bathmat October 16, 2010
Get the poop-on-bathmatmug. by Disel2013 March 26, 2017
Get the crusty poopmug. Poop Digger, either talks a lot of shit, or smells like shit. Most of all these people walk like a penguin..aka waddles around. You can tell these kinds of people by looking at them. Pants down low, hat to the side, with their asses hanging out, smelling like shit as you walk by.
by Fredricksin May 26, 2011
Get the Poop Diggermug. The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.
Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.
by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014
Get the anal poopmug. The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.
Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
by dickyball June 22, 2010
Get the runner poopmug.